Tell Mitch we're breaking up

Dear Kentucky,

We know it's Valentine's Day and everything, but it's time we had a talk. After nearly 30 years, it's time we broke up with Mitch.

We know, we know. It all seemed so great when we first met. Remember when he promised us good-paying jobs and strong leadership? Remember when he promised he'd never forget about us--even though he was moving all the way to Washington, DC?

Well, here we are, all these years later, and nothing's changed. We're still waiting for that jobs plan and every time we needed him to stand up and lead, he's never around. Sometimes, it feels like he cares more about playing games with his friends in Washington than he does about us here in Kentucky.

So this Valentine's Day, let's do what we should have done a long time ago: sign the form to the right and tell Mitch we're breaking up.